Take my heartbeat tonight

Monday, November 23, 2009

IF YOU KNOW MY LIES YOU WILL KNOW MY HEART.

I finally met up with my primary school friends again. 8 years!! That's how long we haven't seen each other. It's not hard to warm up with them, you know I'm crazy. If you're crazy and I'm crazy, we click. =] Derrick Alfie Alodie Geraldine YinLing Katherine and my sis. Yep. Met at Aston's, Katong. Food is ok. My New York Strip tastes like rubber. With too little blood. Should I have gotten rare steak lool. I'll be like some carnivorous animal feasting on my prey.

Oh yeah, who would've thought I'd be playing Left 4 Dead in a lan shop in Katong. Katherine Derrick Ger and YL are experts. Sheesh. I died the moment I appear in front of them. I look hideous as a zombie.

Me and my sis are ald utilizing our freedom. We just got home. (: And no parents waiting to scold us. My parents lost one of their luggages on the way to Raleigh!!! LOOL. I think it's still back in Chicago. Will reunite with them a day or two later. Poor dad and mum. All their winter clothes are conincidentally packed into that missing luggage.

Do you know if a guy tells you he wants to be a yellow and blue macaw in his next life, you better be careful. He is fucking horny. Because macaws mate their whole life. See. I didn't play My Zoo just for fun. I learn some animal knowledge too. Play My Zoo!! On fb. Fun fun fun fun fun.

I love tigers. They're one of my fav animals. Look at the pic above. The mother is sleeping with her baby cubs in disguise. They're actually piglets. She lost her baby cubs after giving birth to them. =(((( The zookeepers couldn't find other cubs for replacements and she's getting seriously thin and depressed. They came up with this solution. Question: Would the piglets become pork chop or will they survive? Look at the photo. Sweet reunion for the tigress' part of course. Now who's going to replace Mother pig's piglets?

A Playful Disadvantage.
1:08 AM

Saturday, November 21, 2009

COOKIES IN YOUR CUP OF TEARS.

=/ I'm dependent on Mummy! Sobs. And Daddy too! Joseph that one. Him being dependent on me, more like it. I'll bet they're already on the plane to Chicago, or still idling in HK which is pretty unlikely. While they flew across and far away from me, most prob sleeping their head off, I sat on my dining table playing with my breakfast! Something you don't get to do with your parents around. Sighs.

My wafer cookies are good uno stackos. I ate them all up. Ya shut up. That's my camera phone. My parents took the beloved camera to USA. Sighs. Ok. Enough about my breakfast. Someone buy me and my uncle dinner, thanks.

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2:45 PM

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

TELL ME WHEN WE COLLIDE.

Have you ever wondered

I never meant for you to exist

I thought I saw you

But I was half a world away.

My brother will be a natural clubber. And I'm going to train him to be one. I can even take him into my house if my parents kick him out. That is if I have my own house. He has the rhythm, the music talent and, we shall see whether he can dance at the later years. Last time I saw him, he shook his butt like a log.

Me: Fellas what do ladies like,
Joseph: Money, money, money (in the correct rhythm)
Me: Ladies what do fellas like it,
Joseph: Monkey, monkey, monkey!

Outta Control -- Baby Bash

I don't know, I nv really bothered checking the lyrics. That's what I deciphered. My sissy says she looked older. HAH. Ok that was besides the point. I just heard her talking to Js about her sleepless nights. Or rather, she just needs more than 10 hours of slp a day.

I must be really happy. My brain is an empty nutshell. Do you know when I don't have anything to write I read other people's blogs for inspiration? Blogs with the correct grammar of course. Isn't the government such a failure. Everyone would get an A for Singlish but there are people who enter uni with an english standard whereby they can't tell the difference between then and than. Fine, I kept mixing panaroma and paranormal. Should blame it on my phone.

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9:12 PM

CHEW ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT.

Clubbing does things to you. I no longer think of anything other than that. I no longer listen to music other than RnB. Celery hasn't been visiting. Eh I think she did. I pushed her away once. This is wholly the Libran's fault, if you know who you are. >=( I'm neck deep in shit. Like literally homework shit. I haven't gotten the mood to study. Usually it would've came by now. Look, I've been drawing in MST. My sis drew the girl last sem. She gave me her book and I drew the boy just ytd. Or Monday. The boy just really want the love to himself. Who loves a girl with nails in her head.

My parents and Joseph will be going off real soon. Despite the oh-so-appealing fact that my freedom will be FREEDOM, I can't help but rather have them restrict me from going out... Ok maybe not. So going to miss that monkey in the luggage.

Who's going to talk to me when I'm bored. =(((( My mum will be halfway across the world from hot hot Singapore. My bro will be fucking enjoying his time in New York and Orlando with the Universal Studio and whatnot. Nicholas would be closer to them geographically than I am with them!!! Maybe they'd meet hahahah, and they'll pass each other. Phui.

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1:10 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009

DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

I made a new best friend. His name is Tiger Balm. Jeremy intro-ed us. And he's really hot. He makes you hot all over too. I hope against hope, my best friend will heal me within 20hours. Actually, the faster the better. Walking up and down the stairs sucks. Oh but hey! I went shopping. Nothing stops a girl from shopping. Not even lactic acid.

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10:51 PM

Thursday, November 12, 2009

HMM.. NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM.

I had my Napfa Test today! Not fun. Really really not fun. How to go out tml and sat like that. My legs feel like jelly. I can't run for fuck sia. Hai, how can I be reduced to such a state. The 2.4km run was never a chore for me. I got a frigging 1mark for it. There goes my Gold.

I want to complain. How come my line of girls run with one whole batch of guys. So malu you know. So many guys tap on my shoulder from behind while they whizz past me. Ni Nao Hia. Maurice you bad doggy. S'not funny. I know I run very slow. You don't have to give me that kind of grin.

I think my 5 stations are alright. I have one more stn to go. Powerstn 6. That'll be on Sat. Samuel you're taking with me right?

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11:15 PM

Saturday, November 07, 2009

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I JUST DON'T WANT TO SAY.

Wa I made it. Quick before 12am is over. Happy Birthday you old fart! Jeremy la. Anw to sum it all it was fun. It was even funnier when Jer knocked into the lamp post because he was showing the loser sign to me!! Me no loser k, you loser HAHA. Have fun in Timbre silly. I so so so am sure that he's ald super high by now. Cus the last I heard, the Bastards just gave him some fucked up drink even he doesnt even know what that is. Rmb to puke all over everyone.

His steak.

My ribs.

Concentrating on my Frothy marshmallow hot choco. ((:

Oh Hana just msged me. Jer is dancing to Nobody by Wonder Girls. I want to see laaaaa. But ah fuck. I hate homework.

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11:49 PM

Thursday, November 05, 2009

EASY NOW, NO NEED FI GO DOWN.

I'm back whahaha, after all the chionging of the dumb dim sum clean technology proj. I want to have a life toooo. Like what yanny said. She invited me to clubbing. Similan. I still got a lot of other work. Yanny you're a devil! Haha, lookie, I bought SATIO........................................................'s brother. Yari HAHAH. Fully buttoned. 0% touchscreen thank you very much. The guy was showing me all kinds of touch screened phone. And he could only produce 1 box of buttoned phone when I asked for it. What has the world become to??!! That's why I've nv been vying to get an iphone, viewty, bla bla bla. Cus I dont like to poke at a plastic screen and leave my dirty fingerprints all over the place.

SEEE, fully buttoned. Got Loco Roco somemore! If you don't know what' that you can knock your head on the wall. HAHAHA. (((: Love my phone. At least it doesnt blackout when i flip it open. Ya, not flip phone. Slide phone la.

Sighsss, I'm lifeless. Got things then I update again k. Dowan talk about Liverpool ald. Disappointing. Torres is so cute. x)

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10:27 AM

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Mother.. What the bird. Not only did Man U not lose to Blackburns (actually expected la hor, they're playing in their home field somemore), Liverpool actually bloody lost to Fullham. Not a gd night for me. Cb. Liverpool just kicked herself way off the chart, not like it's not ald off. Ta ma de. TA MA DE.

A Playful Disadvantage.
3:27 AM

UNDERACHIEVING OVERAMBITIOUS KUKU BUTTS.

I woke Khai up because he gave me the wrong timings. Oops. Sorry la. I thought you anyhow. Don't want to talk to me, then give me a random timing. Anw, Liverpool is playing now with Fullham. Torres scores again. Half time. I won't even accept it if Liverpool loses to Fullham. Anw, it'll be Man U and Blackburns later on at 130. All the best to Blackburns. And all the worse to Man U. I want to see the chinese ghost's or the bloody school boy's face turn black. HAHAHA. Happy Halloween. I still can make it over if I want. =[

Ok I go do work. I dowan to start calling Khai in his slumberland about Liverpool and Man U.

A Playful Disadvantage.
12:00 AM